Welcome to the Deadlock Zoo

Please do not feed the bass player.

Explore the map to visit our exotic animals. Due to our Zoo’s speedy grand opening, only some animals are present. Check back often.

Great Apes

Here is a beautiful example of man's closest relative. Notice the humanlike emotion in his eyes. — Here is a beautiful example of man's closest relative.
Notice the humanlike emotion in his eyes.

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Reptile House

When an animal gets loose from its cage, it can be risky work retrieving it. Notice the menacing look this snake is giving the photographer. — When an animal gets loose from its cage, it can be risky work retrieving it.
Notice the menacing look this snake is giving the photographer.

This fine specimen has a strange affinity for eating canine.

Below is a hungry little fellow named "Cheeks"

What a cutie huh? ;)

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Aviary

This odd looking fellow is quite happy just posing for the camera.

We also welcome the common pigeon to our zoo.

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Discovery Land

Welcome to Discovery Land Here we have many interactive activities for children and adults. Below is our beloved horse, nicknamed "Murphy Brown", due to the color of his coat. He is available for riding. — Welcome to Discovery Land Here we have many interactive activities for children and adults.
Below is our beloved horse, nicknamed "Murphy Brown", due to the color of his coat. He is available for riding.

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Penguins & Seals

This big fellow enjoys a nice dip in ice cold water.

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Giraffes

Thanks to this creature's long neck (and face), he can reach vegetation to feed on that others cannot. — Thanks to this creature's long neck (and face),
he can reach vegetation to feed on that others cannot.

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Kangaroos

Kangaroos have a rigid social structure. You can see who wears the pouch in this family :) — Kangaroos have a rigid social structure.
You can see who wears the pouch in this family :)

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Wolves

This handsome fellow is a direct descendant of the modern day wolf. I would not want to be trapped in a dark alley with this monster! — This handsome fellow is a direct descendant of the modern day wolf.
I would not want to be trapped in a dark alley with this monster!

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Africa

Here we see some zebra's getting a drink.

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Food Court

Our food courts are also available for private parties:

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Lost Children

Our professional staff will quickly return your children to you in the event that you lose them. This boy was returned to his frantic mother in under 8 minutes:

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Event Pavilion

Fun family events is the theme of our Event Pavilion Our latest event is called "Where's Al?" Here is just a sample of our exciting game: — Fun family events is the theme of our Event Pavilion
Our latest event is called "Where's Al?"

Here is just a sample of our exciting game:

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Primates

Occasionally we dress our animals in novelty costumes, unfortunately this little guy does not resemble a human at all... — Occasionally we dress our animals in novelty costumes,
unfortunately this little guy does not resemble a human at all...

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Hippos

As responsible members of this tiny planet we call Earth, we deny all accusations regarding DNA research in our establishment... — As responsible members of this tiny planet we call Earth,
we deny all accusations regarding DNA research in our establishment...

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Elephants

This gentle giant can belt out wonderful sounds from his trunk...

This big fellow needs his thick skin for the abuse he has been taking lately...

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Bears

This big hairy guy really enjoys taking the sun.

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Camels

Camels are the main form of transportation for those who call the desert their home.

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